Gardening, Chickening, and Life After Corporate America
I just wanted to play Xbox with my kid. I’ve been anticipating the day when she’d be old enough to play games with me. It’s also an excuse to to buy the new hotness in game systems because it’s for the children… It was a special occasion to me. I’d finally get to share…
Read more Farm Chronicles: A dead chicken, a rooster attack, and copious amounts of vomit.
There is one rooster in my flock that does not get along with anyone. He can’t crow so he just sits around doing this awkward scream every time I come into the coop. None of the hens will mate with him, none of the other roosters respect him, and he just barrels high speed…
The trick to the management of asses is to simply accept that at some point, you are going to have deal with what comes out of it. I’ve managed my ass since I was two or three. It took practice, but before I hit elementary school, no one else really had to think about my…
No one told me how much rape I might witness on a farm. None of the chicken sex that I have witnessed in the past two weeks seemed to be pleasant or consensual. I watched that rooster run down every hen on the yard and tag them. They ran from him but it didn’t matter.…
